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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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