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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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