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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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