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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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