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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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