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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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