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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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