Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.