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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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