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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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