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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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