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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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