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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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