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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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