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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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