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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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