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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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