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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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