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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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