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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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