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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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