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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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