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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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