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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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