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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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