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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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