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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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