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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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