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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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