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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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