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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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