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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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