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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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