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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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