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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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