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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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