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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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