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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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