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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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