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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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