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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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