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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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