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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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