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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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