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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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