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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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