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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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