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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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