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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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