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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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