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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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