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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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