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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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