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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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