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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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