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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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