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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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