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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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