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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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