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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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