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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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